This Star-Wars themed creation needs no introduction. Some fan decided to celebrate Halloween, and here is the result. I for one do not grasp the significance of the death star destroying a pumpkin, but I will ponder it some more. What if Star Wars was all about pumpkins? Perhaps the empire was trying to suppress the pumpkin rebellion, and Luke Pumpkinwalker and Pumpkin Leah were responsible for reviving the popularity of pumpkins. The empire was full of pumpkin-hating fascists! Oh how the world could've been different if George Lucas had ditched the space-fantasy idea in favour of good ol' pumpkin fantasy. We would enjoy movies such as
The Phantom Pumpkin,
A New Pumpkin, and
Return of the Pumpkin. The Force would take on a different meaning with Yoda giving his words of wisdom about the pumpkin reality and the eternal space-time of the pumpkin. I only hope that a Hollywood big-wig is reading this, and drafts a script for
Pumpkin Wars. But for now, observe some anti-pumpkin propaganda courtesy of the empire.